Eddie kick started his career
In summertime in Main (?)
Took his friends from school
On a teen career break
The moment he took to the stage
His friends were blown away
Always knew that geek apart
I'm glad he'll live to see the day

Eddie's got 27 kids but he doesn't know
Shame he'll never be around to see them grow
Said he screwed a different girl after every show
She was always way too drunk to remember though
Eddie doesn't know

And everyone's getting laid at the after party shows
Everybody follows Eddie they just want him all alone
So the girls help themselves, and takes off all their clothes
Eddie says it's never easy, that's just the way it goes

Eddie's got 27 kids but he doesn't know
Shame he'll never be around to see them grow
Said he screwed a different girl after every show
She was always way too drunk to remember though
Eddie doesn't know

She could never reason
He's all alone and he can change
Life is useless on the ------- go

To all the kids who don't look like their mum or dad
Don't freak out don't let them make you mad
It's father day with the love you have you should be glad
Think about the little problem that Eddie has!

Eddie's got 27 kids but he doesn't know
Shame he'll never be around to see them grow
Said he screwed a different girl after every show
She was always way too drunk to remember though

Eddie's got 27 kids but he doesn't know
Shame he'll never be around to see them grow
Said he screwed a different girl after every show
She was always way too drunk to remember though
Eddie doesn't know